Friday, March 17, 2006

Insult central (18+)

I don't know what's more insulting... The fact that I didn't even see this site before, or that it's insults are a few levels above my moxie count. Have you got someone you can to rant and scream at without sounding lame? Lost to a verbal match on the forums? Go visit insultmonger they have insults ranging from the most simple sentence 'You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake warmed the earth's temperature by 3 degrees.' to an extensive flaming

Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that the elephants throw you peanuts at your local Zoo, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. Who am I kidding? You would.

Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat ass down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change. Hell, if you don’t like it, you can always offer to lick-clean the jockstraps.
Or in fact, sound like a multilingual nut equipped with all the wrong vocabulary when you go to a new language school. Featuring cusses in more than 170 languages with their very own Swearasaurus, this is literally heaven for people lacking wits to have a good comeback.

My problem with the site is that it isn't ad free, so expect a lot of annoying pop ups.. and possibly NSFW ad bars lying around. Note that this site in itself is not good for kids with uncorrupted morales, hence my reccomendation of it being rated 18+.

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