Saturday, March 18, 2006

Yoo!!

Weird Russian video thinger. It's so crazy I don't even understand it. Literally. I don't understand Russian. :P


Uncontrol



Weirdness coming up. I don't even know how to explain this properly.

Uncontrol has tiny squares that are clickable, and when clicked, brings forth some file of some sort, be it flash file, and other interactive stuffs. So just click away and bathe in curiousity. Good for extremely bored people.

Random Vid

For the love of myself, or is it 'for'? *Smirks* I've added choice video of my favourites. I know, I hate cliches, and I fully blame half the entire world for loving songs from evanescence. I mean, why copy me?

Har Har.

Be original. Be yourself.

I had this interesting thought once, while snacking on an unhealthy snack, that if Everyone on planet earth were to be 'themselves', then what in the world is so original about that?

Munch on that.

Bring me to Life - Evanescence
Category: English, MTV, Cliche

Harry Potterness

Harry Potter - Tribute MV
I believe I can fly - R Kelly
Category: Harry Potter, tribute vid

Now, I really love the song. It isn't my first time hearing it.., but it is still a delicious classic song. Put together in a fan version of a tribute music video to Harry Potter, it certainly warms my heart like how seeing a rat would warm a snake's belly.

Enjoy.

Ask a Ninja




















Niftiness. Swift, quick and invisible to the normal eye, almost like a very fast moving catus with spikes. That is what a ninja is like. *Snort*

Save your questions mate, because the ever dissapearing ninja is here to do an extensive media release! Oh yes, but you see, he's always so busy with contracts and stuff, so he decides that he will make his answers in videos for the audience to see! *Ziiiiiiiiiip--*

Uh huh, questions, any burning Qs you have, he answers them all... *Fwoom!*

Crack your innards with side splitting laughter, as Mr. Ninja replies in his videos.

I've included an episode of 'Ask a Ninja' for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!! *Ha!*




Ahahhaha...

"...So here's a couple decision making tip:
1) Always bet on black. And by black, I mean yourself.
2) Follow the advice of my grandmother, who said "Stab first". I don't know the second part because I stabbed her..."

...and when all else fails, you just do a little 'Eenie meeni".

"Eenie meenie minie dead,
Catch the ninja by the head,
if he hollers
kick him back,
then remove his still-beating-heart-and-watch-him-die-slow-and-painfully."

Animals in casts

Get ready to activate those tear ducts and a lifetime of 'Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww', because the following link will turn you into mush. (That is, unless you are a animal hater, in which case is no different from a racist and should be banished to hell. Bastard. )





50 ANIMALS IN CASTS




"Recently, I have been overcome with an obsession that is hard to describe. An obsession that
causes such a stir of bittersweet sadness and heart-splosioning adorablosity that the dormant schizophrenia I've convinced myself I'm riddled with almost starts to seep out of my brain cracks. An obsession that spurred one friend to call me "deranged". An obsession of animals in casts."







Various pictures too cute to resist:





Aww, what's
up with those dog eyes?



















Itsy bitsy kitty, hiding in sleeve pocket~














Buddy needs a hug

(Unadmitably, this is the messiest post ever. But this is my first time using blogger's photo tools, and I ain't comfy with shifting pics within a small working space, so sue me.)

Beggr

Like what I enclosed in a mail to generatorblog's webmaster:

Hello!

Just found another rather interesting site generator that might spark your interest. Beggr , contrary to popular belief, is in no way similar to Flickr. In fact, it's all about the art of begging. Still in beta stage, each time the page loads, viewers can raise their brow in doubt, or giggle in surprise at the random and obnoxious statments generated. Talk about Beggin with style!

You may have seen something like this before - but this one is 2.0, beta and has a shinier logo.

It's all about the money, so can I have some of yours please?



Spare me already, I'm tired. :P Anywho, Generatorblog also accepted my other suggestion at the Monty Python walk generator thinger. Check out the entry here.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Insult central (18+)

I don't know what's more insulting... The fact that I didn't even see this site before, or that it's insults are a few levels above my moxie count. Have you got someone you can to rant and scream at without sounding lame? Lost to a verbal match on the forums? Go visit insultmonger they have insults ranging from the most simple sentence 'You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake warmed the earth's temperature by 3 degrees.' to an extensive flaming

Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that the elephants throw you peanuts at your local Zoo, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. Who am I kidding? You would.

Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat ass down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change. Hell, if you don’t like it, you can always offer to lick-clean the jockstraps.
Or in fact, sound like a multilingual nut equipped with all the wrong vocabulary when you go to a new language school. Featuring cusses in more than 170 languages with their very own Swearasaurus, this is literally heaven for people lacking wits to have a good comeback.

My problem with the site is that it isn't ad free, so expect a lot of annoying pop ups.. and possibly NSFW ad bars lying around. Note that this site in itself is not good for kids with uncorrupted morales, hence my reccomendation of it being rated 18+.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Titanic 2 - The Sequel

Random splot:


Rant in check

>.> Recently, blogspot has decided that my blog has spam-like characteristics. I wouldn't even begin to wonder how this can happen when another blog of mine had been plagued by the same incident once. *Sigh*

This is kind of ironic, considering how I turned on 'word verification' for comments to avoid spam, and now I got to do word verification as well. <.<

Hope blogspot replies to my mailbox soon and give the same 'Your blog has been white-listed and will not be marked forever' message.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Shift

Beautiful PnC game from White Kiwi available at doodoo.ru. It's a russian site stockpiled with tons of good flash games, and with help from Babelfish translator you should be able to read it just fine. Alternatively, Jayisgames also included a review of the game for more information.

Accompanied with refreshing forest sounds and underlying melody, it is bound to relax your nerves while playing it.

Shift
Jayisgames:

A lovely Flash point-and-click adventure from development company White Kiwi, this one will keep you busy for just a short while.

Jenova Chen's works

Highly reccomended, is this game called 'Flow'. Users have to navigate this tiny organism to eat smaller ones to grow and evolve. As each level progresses you will meet larger things that can be aggressive. Attack and run at them, eat their life points and soon they will break up, but not without yourself suffering some damage first. The aim of the game is to go deep down into the depths of the waters and defeat the boss organism there, which will be interesting, since *censor-spoiler* .

Download is available as well. Click.
Overall fun and totally relaxing game. 5/5